Darkness.
All around him like heavy, black satin. And warmth... no, actually heat.... He was lying there, sweating but still feeling comfortable. The air was filled with strange fragrances. He took a deep breath.
“Sir? Hello, hello sir?”
The high pitched voice was very close to his ear.
Something pointy was poking his arm.
He opened his eyes.
It was still kind of dark, but with a reddish glow. And there, right in front of him stood a little figure.
“What the hell?!?” he shouted.
The little demon looked surprised.
“Oh, how did you know?”
Then it composed itself, stood straight and announced in its shrill voice:
“Welcome to Hell! Where we make your favourite nightmares come true. Wishing you an unpleasant stay!”
“What?”
He pushed himself up from the floor.
The demon searched his big bag, took something out and held it under his nose.
“Please sir, before you enter you need to fill in this form.”
He took something in his hand that looked more like a thick brochure.
“Fill in the form? But this has.... 127 pages? Are you kidding?”
“No sir, you have to answer all the questions. This is Hell after all!”
“And what if I refuse?”
The demon was starting to look desperate.
“Please sir, don’t make this difficult for me. It’s my first day on door duty and I am sure you have heard that my boss is not a very kind person!”
He sighed. Somehow he had the feeling that this was not going to be a pleasant day....
All around him like heavy, black satin. And warmth... no, actually heat.... He was lying there, sweating but still feeling comfortable. The air was filled with strange fragrances. He took a deep breath.
“Sir? Hello, hello sir?”
The high pitched voice was very close to his ear.
Something pointy was poking his arm.
He opened his eyes.
It was still kind of dark, but with a reddish glow. And there, right in front of him stood a little figure.
“What the hell?!?” he shouted.
The little demon looked surprised.
“Oh, how did you know?”
Then it composed itself, stood straight and announced in its shrill voice:
“Welcome to Hell! Where we make your favourite nightmares come true. Wishing you an unpleasant stay!”
“What?”
He pushed himself up from the floor.
The demon searched his big bag, took something out and held it under his nose.
“Please sir, before you enter you need to fill in this form.”
He took something in his hand that looked more like a thick brochure.
“Fill in the form? But this has.... 127 pages? Are you kidding?”
“No sir, you have to answer all the questions. This is Hell after all!”
“And what if I refuse?”
The demon was starting to look desperate.
“Please sir, don’t make this difficult for me. It’s my first day on door duty and I am sure you have heard that my boss is not a very kind person!”
He sighed. Somehow he had the feeling that this was not going to be a pleasant day....
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